The Chilean Apartment
As I sit here in an internet cafe (doesn't serve food, is only a hall type thing full of Chilean weirdos) in central Santiago, only a few streets away the HQ of Chile's Investigative police (like the Australian Federal Police) is burning down. The HQ is not too far from where I stayed for the first two nights- the Sama Hostel; someone should burn that down.
Come to think of it, much of Santiago could do with being either burnt, bombed or simply knocked down; so much of it is so run down and dirty that it doesn't amount to much more than third world standards. They would be better off starting from scratch. However I have since moved into Eduardo's flat in Providencia, a more affluent area (fewer stray dogs), it is much more pleasant and comfortable than the hostel, and even has hot water although its a bit tricky to get it going.
Have spent most of today shuffling between Chilean International Police offices so as to get my 'Cedula' which is an identity card that is compulsory- what a hassle, beauraucracy here is worse than in Australia.
Eduardo is very nice (and very short), there is a miserable German with a buzz cut named Jenz also staying there, one of Eduardo's pipe puffing friends from Spain, Marcel. And also another Chilean called Jonathan (odd name for a chilean) who I think is Eduaro's 'partner' (still trying to work out if they are gay). Anyway last night we all watched 'The neverending story' in Spanish; can you imagine it?- 2 chilean poofs, a VERY stereotypical German, a stoned Spainard and me all watching what was a bad enough film in English, let alone Spanish.
Anyway must close now, would be good to hear from any of you that can be bothered. Will post again soon. Bye.
Come to think of it, much of Santiago could do with being either burnt, bombed or simply knocked down; so much of it is so run down and dirty that it doesn't amount to much more than third world standards. They would be better off starting from scratch. However I have since moved into Eduardo's flat in Providencia, a more affluent area (fewer stray dogs), it is much more pleasant and comfortable than the hostel, and even has hot water although its a bit tricky to get it going.
Have spent most of today shuffling between Chilean International Police offices so as to get my 'Cedula' which is an identity card that is compulsory- what a hassle, beauraucracy here is worse than in Australia.
Eduardo is very nice (and very short), there is a miserable German with a buzz cut named Jenz also staying there, one of Eduardo's pipe puffing friends from Spain, Marcel. And also another Chilean called Jonathan (odd name for a chilean) who I think is Eduaro's 'partner' (still trying to work out if they are gay). Anyway last night we all watched 'The neverending story' in Spanish; can you imagine it?- 2 chilean poofs, a VERY stereotypical German, a stoned Spainard and me all watching what was a bad enough film in English, let alone Spanish.
Anyway must close now, would be good to hear from any of you that can be bothered. Will post again soon. Bye.
7 Comments:
At 12:49 PM,
Emil said…
your going to soon realise just like i did, just how damn lucky we are here in oz.
FUCKING HAHAHAH can u imagine, the 2 poofs, german and english man..watching neverending story HAHAHAHAHA i'd make u want to shoot someone.
anyway, how are the buritos....UP UR ASS???
At 4:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
Quit your crying and find something good to say! I second that emil, we are damn lucky here, try goin to 'nam.
Anyway, have fun, and watch your ass!
At 4:04 AM,
Thearley said…
No Lolitas Rob, I think Pinochet had them all shot. Anyway I am not here to pimp for you, find a lolita or in your case a Kimono clad temptress for yourself.
Emil, I will never understand your sad obsession with crammming things up your arse (You and nick have something in common), but I have not been 'burritoed' yet.
Footnote: bad omen- couldn't get the hot water going today, possibly 4 months of cold showers ahead.
At 12:25 AM,
Hoogster said…
HEY!!!
i have no desire to stick anything up my arse or anyone elses. not even a burrito.
hey john you never know, living with two gays, you might just learn to enjoy taking it up the arse. HAHAHAHA.
At 4:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
Wassup Johnny boy!!!!!! looks like your days in santiago are very interresting... i know how lucky it is being in Oz..so for that point i'd just like to say...suffer! hahahaha.
Hrmmmm no hot water???? kinda reminds me of our situation on the houseboat.
and about the gay action just ask the spanish guy for a quick puff and you might wake up with a burrito in your ass the next morning.
lolz
At 7:55 PM,
Anonymous said…
Hey Johnny! Hope you've met some good God fearing Catholics over there! Perhaps this little sabatical of yours will give you the chance to become more closely united with God! Then again perhaps not!
Keep an eye on those gay guys, they might not be able to resist you in that damn fine Australian t-shirt i got you (that is if you didn't burn it before your departure). By the way any nice looking LBW's over there? Keep it real!
At 11:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
i once heard a joke involving a spaniard, a german an english man and homosexuality
adios burito
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