Advice to Campbelltown Council

I am relatively lucky in the sense that I live quite close by to the University of South Australia's Magill campus. Whenever the need arises for me to journey there in order to collect some books or to knock out the odd thesis, then all I need do is take a short 10 minute stroll. This is arguably quite convenient, especially given that many who trek there have to do so by multiple buses or spend much time stuck in traffic if they drive.

However, upon arriving at the campus it is almost always necessary that I comb my hair. On my 10 minute journey my hair seems to gather various bits of interesting flora. About a week or so ago I bumped into Emil in the library and he had to help me pick gum nuts and petals from my hair. I dare say it was a scene reminiscent of a nature documentary when you see a family of apes going through each other's hair for lice or edible grubs. Furthermore, upon my arrival this evening I have so far detected 1 gum nut and 2 blossoming buds.

I have only one wish: would the Campbelltown council please invest more money in adequately pruning rogue plant life that conspires to infest innocent pedestrians' hair as this is quite clearly a problem in our municipality and given that we have recently had a council election I think it is high time this most pressing issue is addressed.

By the way, Thesis=finished, 2 items of coursework remain, more comprehensive post to follow completion of academic activities.