Advice to Campbelltown Council
I am relatively lucky in the sense that I live quite close by to the University of South Australia's Magill campus. Whenever the need arises for me to journey there in order to collect some books or to knock out the odd thesis, then all I need do is take a short 10 minute stroll. This is arguably quite convenient, especially given that many who trek there have to do so by multiple buses or spend much time stuck in traffic if they drive.
However, upon arriving at the campus it is almost always necessary that I comb my hair. On my 10 minute journey my hair seems to gather various bits of interesting flora. About a week or so ago I bumped into Emil in the library and he had to help me pick gum nuts and petals from my hair. I dare say it was a scene reminiscent of a nature documentary when you see a family of apes going through each other's hair for lice or edible grubs. Furthermore, upon my arrival this evening I have so far detected 1 gum nut and 2 blossoming buds.
I have only one wish: would the Campbelltown council please invest more money in adequately pruning rogue plant life that conspires to infest innocent pedestrians' hair as this is quite clearly a problem in our municipality and given that we have recently had a council election I think it is high time this most pressing issue is addressed.
By the way, Thesis=finished, 2 items of coursework remain, more comprehensive post to follow completion of academic activities.
However, upon arriving at the campus it is almost always necessary that I comb my hair. On my 10 minute journey my hair seems to gather various bits of interesting flora. About a week or so ago I bumped into Emil in the library and he had to help me pick gum nuts and petals from my hair. I dare say it was a scene reminiscent of a nature documentary when you see a family of apes going through each other's hair for lice or edible grubs. Furthermore, upon my arrival this evening I have so far detected 1 gum nut and 2 blossoming buds.
I have only one wish: would the Campbelltown council please invest more money in adequately pruning rogue plant life that conspires to infest innocent pedestrians' hair as this is quite clearly a problem in our municipality and given that we have recently had a council election I think it is high time this most pressing issue is addressed.
By the way, Thesis=finished, 2 items of coursework remain, more comprehensive post to follow completion of academic activities.
16 Comments:
At 2:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
nice work johnny on the thesis!
now you are free to wallow in your own crapulance...
i still havent seen you at magill at night...disapointing...we should meet up one night
dinner...candles...a nice bottle of wine
At 4:42 PM,
Anonymous said…
post your thesis
At 4:47 PM,
Anonymous said…
i've seen shaun and emil there at night ... together and individually ... questions must be asked ... oh and the worlds hottest news reader! ... SNAP
At 6:16 PM,
Thearley said…
Im here now Shaun!
C2-47 and wearing nothing but a coy smile... come to me baby!
At 6:18 PM,
Thearley said…
Phatty, can't post the thesis online- copyright!! you'll have to buy the book!!
At 4:11 PM,
Rob said…
You should let nature be free John and become one with nature...a flower child, a boy of the lost forest, a twig in the great Deku Tree.
p.s. well done on finishing the thesis John
At 9:41 PM,
Anonymous said…
Dek u Rob...nah, you're alright
At 5:28 PM,
Anonymous said…
John is a punkrocker with flowers in his hair!
At 11:38 AM,
Shaun said…
so john u finished uni now?
At 6:44 PM,
Anonymous said…
JOHN!: why are you a communist?!
At 9:56 PM,
Thearley said…
What makes you think I am a communist and who are you?
At 12:57 PM,
Anonymous said…
I am a child of the earth, and I believe we should all be free to wonder the planet into each other's domains free of the hindrance posed by national borders. I am who I am.
Copyright 2006.
At 11:24 PM,
Anonymous said…
a tree huggin hippie smokin some goooood shit!
At 2:31 PM,
Emil said…
with johns hair..u could fit a fucking gum tree..let alone some petals in there
At 7:37 PM,
Hoogster said…
yes he does have extravagant hair
At 12:47 AM,
Shaun said…
nick has extravagent pubic hair
ive seen it
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