Observations from the Uni evening study sessions season '05

Some observations from my now nightly ritual of going to the Magill campus to fry some brain cells in front of a computer screen in a vain effort to finish all my papers:

1. There is always a mob of Asians/wogs/people of middle eastern heritage hiding around a corner ready to come and occupy the computer suite that I have just set myself up in.

2. Once I am set up- with all books, journals, thermos flask of tea and the odd apple in place, the aforementioned mob descends upon the suite and occupies every computer around me.

3. Conversation in foreign language ensues.

4. A banquet is declared and the Magill vending machines are raped. Despite the signs prohibiting eating and drinking in the computer suites, the mob does so anyway.

5. Inbetween eating, drinking and talking various members of the mob wander about aimlessly from room to room so as to associate with sister-mobs who have decided to harrass some poor sod in another room.

6. The mob doesn't seem to do any work, which to me seems to make the whole expedition to Magill pointless. Presumably they fail- or I hope they do!

All for now.