Reality Blogging: You choose the issue, I write about it, then you vote my arse off the net

It has come to the attention of the author that a sizeable slice of his online audience have become somewhat disenchanted with the incessant Iron Chefs match reports, and indeed many long for the days of regular Chilean updates (perhaps because I was conveniently absent?). Alas though, those days have gone and now unfortunately despite popular belief, my life isn't really that interesting. It is in fact hard to draw any worthy writing material from days spent at good ol' quiet Magill campus, so I invite readers to put forward their own suggestions for future posts.

Also due to the continued misunderstanding over my REAL opinions and the refusal of certain people to grant me time to speak my mind in certain fora, I refuse to write any further about the A-League.

Diehard Chefs fans however should not feel too neglected, what follows is a very brief Chefs update:

The Sunday just passed the Iron Army descended on the Windsor Castle again, on high still from the previous week's pillaging of the Glenside Old Scholars V. Some however were still wary as the Goddess was in attendance; something that has in the past always provoked a shock landslide capitulation amongst the Chefs ranks. However this week it wasn't to be, although the Chefs started somewhat lethargically they eventually found their groove and romped home to a 5-1 victory over the much fancied 5 down. Lethal strike duo, El Capitan and Thearle both featured on the scorers sheet with 3 and 2 respectively. Other players of note included Bucky Reitano and Andre in the defensive lines who tried to break a few legs, Afro Adonis floating through the middle and definitely taking a far more vocal approach to the game than the Captain. None of the opposition are worth noting.

Leading goalscorers (total as after matchday 11)
El Capitan- 23
Thearle- 18
Afro Adonis- 11
Bucky Reitano- 9
Andre- 3