Middle East roadmap to peace- who needs it?

Ahhh, the only thing that could make this image better would be if ol' George had a third gun for himself. Anyway folks this posting is unfortunately not a political rambling for your reading digest, rather it is just a quick line by way of an apology for not posting recently. I know the diehard readers had anticipated another fascinating Iron Chefs report, but Greek Chef "Aphrodite's lover" Assikas has kindly taken that responsibility this week. However I have included below an updated goalscorers tally:
Goalscorers (total as after matchday 6)
El Capitan supremo Balestrino- 9
Thearle-7
Bucky Reitano- 3
Andre "The Giant"- 2
Afro "spineless (in the sense that he has a bad back, not his lack of courage)" Assikas- 1
Anyway I hope to post again soon, I am contemplating putting God up on trial since I figure that he has a bit to answer for, so that hopefully will provide interesting reading. Take care all, will be in touch as soon as I have had God charged with something (no offence intended to the devout).
Cheers.
Her Majesty's most law abiding, faithful, trustworthy and just generally a "good guy" subject
Thearle esquire
7 Comments:
At 3:11 PM,
Anonymous said…
Afro with only one goal??
geez looks like a mid season transfer is on the cards...
rumours from within Iron Chefs indicate unhapiness despite their perfect start to the season. El Capitano Balestrino has said:
'this season is our last chance to gain promotion to division. Real Madras has expressed interest in player transfers at the end of the season, so we need to make the most of what we have left together as a team. Any players with facial hair will be fined and disciplinary action will be taken.'
BREAKING NEWS:
Capitano Balestrino has been overheard stating that fellow team member Bucky Beaver Gnaw has 'no class'. This follows Bucky's repeated requests not to wear a suit before the game and attend the after match diner at Rigonis, a good Italian restaurant according to El Capitano.
On field all is good, but off the field is Capitano Balestrino's requests for a more professional, clean shaven, suit wearing, Rigoni attending team going to cause a rift within the team?
Only time will tell...
At 7:06 PM,
Anonymous said…
Regular reader, first time writer.
Just like to say that as an avid follower of the Iron Chefs, I am dismayed to hear of a possible rift amongst the guys. These guys have been my pin-ups for almost a year now and that's good when you think that Brad Pitt only lasted 6 months on my east facing wall (Jenn was such a slag, he deserved better).
Anyway I hope that the guys stay together otherwise it would be the worst thing since the Beatles split up... is there a Yoko Ono type chick splitting the team? I hope not,
Luv lots,
Iron Chefs number 1 fan. XXXXXXXXX
At 8:23 PM,
Emil said…
(Jenn was such a slag, he deserved better).
yeh i guess he has gone up the ranks and gone to number one slag...
jolie!!!!!
man.....i don't blame him....after years of average rooting...he said "fuck it....time to tap the finnest ass in the land"
here's a bombshell.....if madras don't start improving...lots of transfers are on the hand...yok yok..but u didn't hear it from me
At 11:36 PM,
Anonymous said…
I agree with rob. the first 4 fifths (ie, most) of your comment made no sense.
At 1:32 AM,
Anonymous said…
rob maybe you should change your name
to BOR
At 11:04 PM,
Anonymous said…
AAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHA
BOR!!!
I don't know why but that is one of the funniest comments i've read on these blogs in ages.
aaaaahhhhhhh... good times
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